The nicest Angel on air.
Your soul sister
He ain't black, but he's the closest thing.
Probably manlier than you.
Serving you the sickest beats and the sweetest tunes, she's a real treat on-air.
My bulbasaur has thunderbolt.
She's all about that bass, no trouble.
Brotato, BroHipster and BroHigh.
Never runs out of tank tops.
She got it from her momma.
Part dork, part feminist, part Southern. No, my music is not "hobo music".
Fueled by coffee, good vibes guaranteed.
Mermaid on land and on air.
Possibly "more buffer pa" than you.
Secretly a Unicorn.
I don't need no institution, my wit can start a revolution, I'm the one and true solution, beats and talk collide with fusion, so before a rude intrusion, my rap's come to a conclusion.
I'm the fine line between naughty and nice.
He's not the DJ you need, but he's the DJ you deserve.
You can't handle this bad girl 2k14 even if she came with instructions.
Taking you to another space and time.
In Green Giant, senpai notices you.
The illegitimate love-child of whoseits, whatnots and whatchamacallits.
Created in a laboratory with a mixture of sugar, spice, and extra rice.
I specialize in burping and armpit farts.
The boy next door...if you live in a bad neighborhood. Dont let that beard fool you, he's a softie with a sprinkle of weird.
Your friendly neighborhood mexican wolverine.
One of the loudest people you'll ever meet! His crazy personality in combination with his wittiness and charm is what makes this DJ and all around type of guy.
Jack-of-all trades. Proud "hipster" or whatever you call it.
Bringin' the heat, and rockin' the beat.
Has more pairs of socks in his collection than you can shake a stick at.
You can tell her mood from the color of her lipstick.